So. . . .if you remember yesterday, when I couldn't talk-Well. . . .it isn't any better today. I've taken drugs, tried garggling warm salt water, sucking on cough drops, etc, etc, and nothing.
I called my boss and he about fell out of his chair laughing at me. As such, I am not going into work this evening, as my job requires a fair amount of talking and a need for a commanding voice. Can you just imagine. . . . .
*In my best attempt to talk normal-a very airy squeaky voice, rather like a sick airheaded chipmunk that got attacked by a helium factory and lost*
"*THAT PLACE WHERE ONE IS OVERWHELMED BY A BURNING SENSATION* sir, do you know why I stopped you today?"
"Surely, you aren't serious. Is this some sort of joke or something, cause it ain't funny! Did my ife put you up to this?"
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. The reason I stopped you is. . .IS THAT A GUN! You shouldprobably put that down, NOW!"
Yeah, so much for any intimidation or seriousness in my voice.
I called my boss and he about fell out of his chair laughing at me. As such, I am not going into work this evening, as my job requires a fair amount of talking and a need for a commanding voice. Can you just imagine. . . . .
*In my best attempt to talk normal-a very airy squeaky voice, rather like a sick airheaded chipmunk that got attacked by a helium factory and lost*
"*THAT PLACE WHERE ONE IS OVERWHELMED BY A BURNING SENSATION* sir, do you know why I stopped you today?"
"Surely, you aren't serious. Is this some sort of joke or something, cause it ain't funny! Did my ife put you up to this?"
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. The reason I stopped you is. . .IS THAT A GUN! You shouldprobably put that down, NOW!"
Yeah, so much for any intimidation or seriousness in my voice.